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Thu, 16-May-24 11:47 AM (4 days ago)
Odd. A new status has been posted, shows at the top of the desktop page like normal. Not been blocked by them. But it won’t show up in the feed. Computers…🤬🤣
McPhallus likes this
I think they just need to torque the Flux capacitor a little more, that'll get things running correctly......
(4 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 12-May-24 3:16 PM (7 days ago)
Happy Mother’s Day to all the beautiful NN mothers. 😁
smitten4u likes this
Thu, 4-Apr-24 6:42 PM (45 days ago)
150th Kentucky Derby coming soon. Party!!!!!!!!! (World famous horse race.)
there “were” block parties… anyway they call it the most exciting 2 minutes in sports. Marketing has spun it into a 2-3 week party. Starts with a massive fireworks show.
(45 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
oh .. xxxxxxxx I didn't know we needed an excuse to drink bourbon.. oops
(45 days ago)
oops. I guess that was a naughty word haha... should have said shiz lol
(45 days ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:01 PM (50 days ago)
HE IS RISEN. “He” of course is my penis. Haha you thought I meant Jesus???? Happy Easter! Or whatever you’re into!
So did he see his shadow this year or not???
(50 days ago)
MrsTrellis and McPhallus like this
I might add the 2nd cumming also occurred, truly a blessed day at my age! 🤣🤣🤣 No doubt AGR is baking some deliciousness!
(49 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 8:06 PM (131 days ago)
After nearly 18 we sat down for verification pics. It’s official, we aren’t fake! Hurray! 😂😂😂
lennynatural, smitten4u, paramour, risingmoonsunset, MellieK and 6 others, tugking70, Fbvines, Freckles, theroyalcouple, north and south and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Congrats,I bet the men aren't to happy your wife is covered up.
(131 days ago)
I thought it was your job to keep her warm,need to up your game man
(131 days ago)
Just noticed my typo in the original post. Damn it! 18 YEARS it should read but you all figured out. And AGR, I do my best! 😁
(131 days ago)
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:44 PM (133 days ago)
False alarm on the first ever video chat. She chickened out after I took the verification pics! Sorry! Hope for the future…
Saetyrical and drgoode845 like this
Thats a bummer. would love to see you both on video chat .. xx
(133 days ago)
As in the pics, she’s afraid of being identified. I told her to watch the camera angles but…oh well. She might warm up to the idea.
(133 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
How many people outside of here have seen her naked,hey bimarried xxx
(133 days ago)
We used to play around some, but it was many years ago when she quit. And then it was mostly guys for me, she never had much interest in anyone fucking her. A few did, I loved it! But she got …
(133 days ago)
…extremely jealous over time and eventually quit so it’s been 12 years or more. The last guy we met from NN! Life goes on.
(133 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:42 AM (134 days ago)
There’s a chance we may play on video chat for the first time ever later today. Have to figure out the nuts and bolts of it first. Old people and technology…😂
Tue, 26-Dec-23 4:02 AM (146 days ago)
Stupid fat fingers. 11:00 PM Christmas Day, dear god everyone is finally gone. Is it wrong to want my house back, alone with my wife?
Tue, 19-Sep-23 6:15 PM (243 days ago)
I'm just thinking that if my dear friend continue to post jokes we might need to get a gong . . .
(242 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
cmp, I'm old enough to remember just about anything and everything except music lyrics.
(242 days ago)
Fri, 15-Sep-23 5:30 PM (247 days ago)
Last day of vacation on the Florida beach. Back to reality tomorrow. 😤 On the plus side my speedos caused zero commotion. That I’m aware of…😂
Fri, 1-Sep-23 5:24 PM (261 days ago)
Interesting about the new block feature…it appears I’m blocked by a few! Now I wonder what the offense was…sorry to whoever, but of course they’ll never see this! 🤣
We'll block people that act like they are a friend until you need some support then they bail
(261 days ago)
Mr_Girth_Brooks likes this
I’ve only blocked a few whose pics are too extreme even for this aging bottom guy! But pics only. No problem conversing.
(261 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I only block those who blocked me
(261 days ago)
lennynatural and clittylicker like this
I’ve only blocked two people - and deservedly so.
(261 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 14-Aug-23 3:39 PM (279 days ago)
Life marches on. Hot and humid summer now, soon enough we will be in the damp freezing winter. Good camping weather either way! 😆
Mon, 3-Jul-23 10:18 PM (321 days ago)
We afford our beloved pets more dignity than we do people often times. So much joy, short lived, so much pain. Life goes on. Regardless. Cheers NN! Think I’ll have another drink.
Sucks losing family, no need for apologies
(321 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I am hoping it is my year to bottom for a real man.
(1 year ago)
CockLover35 likes this
Sat, 31-Dec-22 10:09 PM (1 year ago)
7 hours to go still in my time zone. Happy New Year’s to all of you future dwellers! Got USDA Prime Filet beef for dinner, other yummy stuff. Everyone be safe!
I don't know what I'm going to have except someone else is making it Happy New Year, Bi!
(1 year ago)
Tue, 20-Dec-22 10:19 PM (1 year ago)
I can’t stand Will Farrell but I love the movie Elf. Merry Christmas everyone!
you can see anyones pics from photo page, not needed to go via profile
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
thank you autistic, ever mr logistics sorry, typo on the r, to bad i can't go back and fix it
(1 year ago)
Sorry,typing doesn't allow for sarcasm or anything so it seemed that way and I don't know you so I don't know how you react to others,my apologies
(1 year ago)
Well this comment stream took a turn. Have a good evening everyone!
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Tue, 13-Dec-22 12:26 PM (1 year ago)
Is it possible KirkJ has been reincarnated? Reanimated? Recent pics…🤣
irk Johnson died in 2013 known as Goatse, he died from a gastrointestinal hemorrhage, he was famous here as Kirk J,
(1 year ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
The Eiffel Tower would tremble as he approached.
(1 year ago)
Mon, 28-Nov-22 3:03 PM (1 year ago)
Wink function…anyone use it? I finally found where to see the list but then what? Wink back? Then what? Wink wink nudge nudge!
bluebayour6 likes this
Say no more …..
(1 year ago)
Liking and/or commenting on a picture (where the recipient gets a notification at least) would be a more logical way to show interest......
(1 year ago)
Mon, 7-Nov-22 2:21 PM (1 year ago)
Male profile with nothing but pics with captions as if it was a woman, asking to be degraded. Nothing suspicious there. I may have become cynical in my old age.
are you suggesting that some people tell porkies on the internet????,....what an interesting NEW concept hehehehehehehe
(1 year ago)
TopCat57 likes this